They say that laughter is the best medicine, so what better way to give kids a boost than with a little humor? Honestly, these delightfully cheesy dinosaur jokes for kids might elicit some groans, but laughter will rule the day!
Our Favorite Dinosaur Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty.
2. What did the dinosaur use to cut wood?
A dino-saw.
3. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs.
4. What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t take a bath?
Stink-o-saurus.
5. What’s the best way to talk to a dinosaur?
Long distance.
6. What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones.
7. Why did carnivorous dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they didn’t know how to barbecue.
8. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam.
9. What kind of dinosaurs make good police officers?
Tricera-cops.
10. What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A dinosaur’s shadow.
11. What did the dinosaur call her shirt-making business?
Try Sarah’s Tops.
12. What did the caveman say as he slid down the dinosaur’s neck?
“So long!”
13. What comes after extinction?
Y-stinction.
14. What comes after y-stinction?
Z-end.
15. What is in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter “S.”
16. What did the T-Rex say at lunchtime?
Let’s grab a bite!
17. Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any dinosaur! A house can’t jump!
18. What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way!
19. Why did the archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
20. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
Tea, Rex?
21. Where do dinosaurs spend their pocket money?
The dino-store.
22. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A stegosau-rust.
23. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
24. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-rex!
25. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops.
26. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?
A tyranno-snorus.
27. What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A toothbrush.
28. What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?
Fossil fuel.
29. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no roads then!
30. What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
31. What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
DINOmite!
32. What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom.
33. Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
Because it had a dino-sore.
34. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist then.
35. Why should you never ask a dinosaur to read you a story?
Because their tales are so long.
36. What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
37. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysaurus.
38. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
39. What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail.
40. What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
Rep-tiles.
41. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
To eat the chickens on the other side.
42. What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
Squash.
43. What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.
44. Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball.
45. How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane.
46. How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
The door won’t shut.
47. How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
One. After that, the box isn’t empty.
48. What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
Try to cheer him up!
49. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
50. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.
51. Which is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet.
52. Why did the T-Rex break up with the triceratops?
Because she couldn’t handle his “roaring” temper.
53. What do you call a dinosaur who loves singing Christmas songs?
A Carolosaurus.
54. What do dinosaurs eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes—they’re “grrr-eat!”
55. What type of music do dinosaurs like?
Jurassic rock.
56. What did the T-Rex say after a breakup?
“I dino what went wrong, but I’ll miss you!”
57. Why are dinosaur jokes so popular?
Because they never go extinct!
58. What do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot about languages?
A polyglotodon.
59. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite type of exercise?
Running from extinction.
60. Why do museums make dinosaurs nervous?
They feel a bit fossilized.
61. What kind of dinosaur works at the hospital?
A triage-eratops.
62. What does a dinosaur say after a meal?
“That was dino-licious!”
63. What did the baby dinosaur call its mother?
Mamasaurus!
64. Why do T-Rexes make bad comedians?
Their jokes are all arms and no punch.
65. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
66. What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You’ve got a friend in me!
67. What do you call a dinosaur made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla.
68. What do you call a dinosaur passing gas?
A blast from the past!
69. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic pork.
70. What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
71. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A bronco-saurus.
72. What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
73. Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
Yes, 8 iguanodons and 2 stegosauruses!
74. What do you call a dinosaur that’s as tall as a house and has long sharp teeth and 12 claws on each foot?
Sir!
75. Why can’t the T-Rex clap its hands?
Because it’s extinct.
76. What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels?
A stegosaurus on roller skates.
77. Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
To become ex-stinked!
78. What did the dinosaur say when it saw the volcano erupting?
“Lava-ly day for an explosion!”
79. Why did the baby dinosaur bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
80. How did the dinosaur feel after eating a clock?
It was time-consuming.
81. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
82. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to surf?
A wave-osaurus.
83. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A stega-snore-us.
84. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite kind of movie?
Anything with a roar-mantic ending.
85. Why did the dinosaur eat the clock?
Because it wanted seconds.
86. What does a dinosaur who ate too much get?
A dino-sore tummy.
87. How do dinosaurs send secret messages?
They use stego-graphy.
88. How do dinosaurs decorate for explosive parties?
With dino-mite balloons.
89. Why did the T-Rex go to the dentist?
Because it had dino-sore teeth.
90. What do you call a dinosaur who loves math?
A count-asaurus.
91. What do you call a dinosaur who’s scared of everything?
A nervous Rex.
92. What do you call a dinosaur who’s a detective?
Sherlock Bones.
93. Why did the dinosaur sit on the eggs?
To keep them from being egg-stinct.
94. Why do dinosaurs hate winter?
Because they’re afraid of being fossil-iced.
95. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite playground game?
Hide-and-shriek.
96. What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
Dinosauce.
97. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A dino-score.
98. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A tyranno-chorus.
99. Why did the dinosaur have her driver’s license taken away?
She raptor car around a tree.
100. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls.
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