Is there any better feeling than when Friday finally arrives? No matter how much you love teaching and learning, everybody loves getting a couple days off. These Friday jokes will help you and your students count down the moments until everyone is free at last! (At least until Monday rears its ugly head once again. …)
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Friday Jokes About School
1. Why did the student bring a ladder to school on Friday?
Because it was the last step before the weekend.
2. What’s a teacher’s favorite day of the week?
Fri-yay.
3. Why shouldn’t tests happen on Fridays?
Because even questions need a break.
4. What did the pencil say on Friday?
“I’m totally drawn out!”
5. Why was the math book happy on Friday?
It finally solved all its problems.
6. Why did the kid eat his homework on Friday?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
7. How do you know the school week is over?
Students start smiling again.
8. Why was the ruler so excited on Friday?
It finally measured up to the weekend.
9. Why did the student toss a clock out the window on Friday?
She wanted to see time fly.
10. What’s a teacher’s favorite part of Friday?
Recess for everyone—including them!
11. Why was the computer so tired on Friday?
It had too many tabs open all week.
12. What did the computer plan to do over the weekend?
Crash.
13. Why did the eraser celebrate Friday?
It made all the week’s mistakes disappear.
14. What did the backpack say on Friday afternoon?
“Let’s pack it up!”
15. Why did the student cross the playground on Friday?
To slide into the weekend.
16. Why did the school bell get promoted on Friday?
It always rings in good news.
17. What did the art teacher say on Friday?
“Let’s paint the town!”
18. Why was the science lab so happy on Friday?
It finally got a reaction.
19. Why is Friday your laptop’s favorite day?
It gets to sleep through the weekend.
20. Why did the dull pencil leave early on Friday?
Sticking around felt pointless.
21. Why is it so hard to get an appointment at the library on Friday?
It’s always booked up.
22. What does it mean when you arrive late to school for the fifth time this week?
That it’s Friday!
23. Why did the student bring a ruler to class on Friday?
To find out how long until the weekend.
24. Why did the student put their homework in the freezer on Friday?
They wanted to chill over the weekend.
Weekend Countdown Friday Jokes
25. What’s Friday’s favorite exercise?
The weekend stretch.
26. Why did the calendar look forward to Friday?
Because it had a date with the weekend.
27. Why do people love Fridays so much?
Because they come with a side of weekend.
28. What do you call Friday afternoon?
Saturday Eve.
29. Why did the kid dance on Friday?
Because the weekend’s got the beat.
30. How does Friday stay cool?
By hanging out in the weekend breeze.
31. What’s Friday’s favorite subject?
Recess!
32. What’s the shortest day of the week?
Friday—because time flies when you’re having fun!
33. Why were the chefs so happy on Friday?
Because they could smell the weekend cooking.
34. Why did the kid call Friday “Magic Day”?
Because homework disappears on Friday.
35. What do you call a Friday that comes after a long week?
A miracle.
36. Why was the traffic light late for its Friday night date?
It took too long to change.
37. Why should you ride a roller coaster on Friday?
To coast into the wheeeee!-kend.
Animal Friday Jokes
38. What did the dog say on Friday?
“Finally, paw-ty time!”
39. Why do fish get sad on Fridays?
There’s no school on weekends.
40. What do cows do on Friday night?
Go to the mooo-vies!
41. What do birds do on Fridays?
Tweet about their weekend plans.
42. Why do horses love Fridays?
Because it’s neigh-ver too early to celebrate.
43. What’s a frog’s favorite part of Friday?
The leap to the weekend.
44. What do cats do on Friday night?
Watch a meow-vie marathon.
45. Why was the turtle excited for Friday?
It was ready to shell-ebrate.
46. What do elephants do on Friday nights?
Pack their trunks for weekend trips.
47. What’s a flounder’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
48. Why do baby birds wait until the end of the week to leave the nest?
It’s fly-day!
49. What do penguins do on Friday?
Slide into Saturday.
50. Why did the cow dance on Friday?
It was in the moo-d.
51. What do squirrels do on Fridays?
They go nuts!
Food and Drink Friday Jokes
52. Why did the pizza get a promotion on Friday?
It delivered all week.
53. What’s a hamburger’s favorite day?
Fries-day.
54. Why was the fruit upset on Friday night?
It had a bad date.
55. What did the salad say on Friday?
“Lettuce celebrate!”
56. Why did the banana smile on Friday?
It was peeling great!
57. What did the french fries say to the ketchup on Friday?
“Want to go for a dip this weekend?”
58. Why do donuts love Fridays?
Because they’re hole-hearted about weekends.
59. What’s Friday’s favorite breakfast?
Friday-ggs and ham.
60. What type of pasta is best for Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-o.
61. Why did the bread cheer on Friday?
It was toast-ing the weekend.
62. What kind of dessert should you serve on Friday the 13th?
I scream.
63. What do condiments do on the weekend?
Ketchup on their sleep.
64. Why was the cookie so happy on Friday?
It had a really crumby week.
65. What did the burrito say to the gyro on Friday?
“That’s a wrap on this week!”
Knock-Knock Jokes About Friday
66. Knock knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who?
Weekend totally sleep in tomorrow!
67. Knock knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys almost the weekend!
68. Knock knock. Who’s there? A herd. A herd who?
A herd it’s Friday, so let’s party!
69. Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who?
Noah good movie we can watch on Friday night?
70. Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?
More Friday Jokes for Kids
71. Why was the car excited for Friday?
It could finally take a brake.
72. Why did the ghost love Friday?
Because it was a boo-tiful day.
73. What did the calendar say on Friday night?
“I’m booked for fun!”
74. Why did the lamp get excited on Friday?
It was ready to light up the weekend.
75. What did the shoes say on Friday?
“Let’s kick back!”
76. Why did the bike stop on Friday?
It was two tired!
77. When does Monday feel better than Friday?
Never.
78. What’s Friday’s favorite bedtime story?
“The Little Weekend That Could!”
79. What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?
“Weekend do it!”
80. Why did the balloon giggle on Friday?
Because it was feeling lighthearted.
81. What kind of music does Friday love?
Pop—because it’s ready to burst into the weekend.
82. What does the ocean do on Friday?
Wave goodbye to the week.
83. Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
84. What does a watch do on the weekend?
It unwinds.
85. Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
Because their sense of humor is week.
86. What will ruin your Friday?
Finding out it’s only Tuesday.
87. When does Jason Voorhees wear a T-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
On Casual Friday the 13th.
88. Why did the drum go to bed early on Friday?
It was beat.
89. What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
Go clubbing.
90. Why wasn’t Friday serious about anything?
It was a casual Friday.
91. Why did the iron sneak out early on Friday?
It ran out of steam.
92. What did Friday say to Saturday?
“I’ve been waiting all week to meet you!”
93. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
Because Monday through Friday are weak days.
94. Why does the ice cube love Fridays?
It’s time to chill.
95. What do biologists wear to work on casual Fridays?
Genes.
96. Why was Friday always invited to parties?
Because it brought the weekend with it.
97. Why wasn’t the skeleton excited about the party Friday night?
He had no body to go with.
98. Where does Lancelot go to dance on Fridays?
A knight club.
99. What did the tree say when Friday finally arrived?
“What a re-leaf!”
100. How does every Friday end?
With a “y.”
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