- Do you like being handled such as you’re a baby?
- Have you ever felt your self craving for the chance to make espresso and copies?
- Do you hate actually bizarre People who publish actually bizarre adverts?
If that’s the case, we most likely aren’t the place for you!
As a result of our internship:
- Pays cash
- Will educate you real-life, legitimately helpful abilities that nobody else teaches
- Entails working for a extremely bizarre American
–Is that this an actual internship advert?–
Yup! Amazingly sufficient, we truly paid cash to publish this on a bunch of various job websites. And it’s not even a pyramid scheme! Plus, get this: the proprietor simply began paying our 70ish staff with cash as a substitute of Pizza Hut coupons – we’re massive time, folks.
Our careers web page is definitely value trying out to study extra about how insane we’re (sidenote: it received an online design award in 1993 – we’re a fairly large deal):
–What do you guys do?–
Our enterprise entails taking random merchandise after which advertising the heck out of them, totally on Amazon. Now we have lots of of SKUs in the intervening time and are launching much more. A small sampling:
We’re additionally embarking on different associated ventures past simply client merchandise. Our enterprise is rising quickly yearly, and it’s our intention to proceed that for so long as attainable, which suggests we’d like good folks to assist us sustain with the expansion.
–What’s your organization like?–
1. Half or Full Time Distant/Versatile Hours. You’ll be working from house in your pajamas, in your schedule. And we don’t care should you work 10 hour days 4 days per week or need to atone for the weekend. You possibly can select both a full-time or a part-time schedule, and so long as you get lots of work achieved, we’re joyful campers.
2. Full Work/Life Steadiness. Should you’re routinely working greater than 45ish hours, you’re gonna get a pleasant talking-to. We would like you to be working at 100% capability, which signifies that that you must relaxation.
3. You Can Be Your self. You don’t need to placed on a faux, skilled face. You possibly can simply be your self. You possibly can discuss smack to the CEO, and nobody will suppose something of it.
4. Main Alternatives for Profession Development. We’re not attempting to simply be a small enterprise. We plan to be doing $100 million yearly within the subsequent few years, and we promote shortly as soon as we determine expertise.
5. Strongly Anti-BS. Anyone within the firm can (and is predicted to) inform the CEO when he’s fallacious. There are not any bureaucratic or BS guidelines getting in the best way of getting work achieved.
6. No Micro-Administration. When you’re skilled and have demonstrated your stuff, we’re fairly hands-off. In reality, should you want exterior administration to remain on-task and motivated, we most likely aren’t the place for you.
7. Supportive Setting. We don’t function by way of intense stress or unreasonable top-down deadlines. Everybody needs you to achieve success – inner politics are at a minimal right here.
8. No Poisonous Individuals Allowed. We strive very laborious to display out imply folks earlier than they get in, however in case they slip via, we fireplace them shortly. Think about by no means having to work together with poisonous folks at work – how good would that be?
9. Self-Funded So We Can Do What’s Proper for Us. We don’t need to reply to anybody however ourselves, so we will make the fitting resolution for the long-term well being of the corporate vs attempting to get massive too quick or reduce corners to appease some egocentric investor.
–What are your organization’s values?–
Sure, these are legitimately our values. The careers web page is unquestionably value trying out – it’s not simply regular company BS. We promise you’ll study so much about us.
–OK, so I’ve learn like 8 dang pages about you guys. Will you inform me what the precise program is?–
No.
–Wait… What?–
- Advertising
- Product administration
- Design
- Hiring
- Probably one thing else
–Why are you doing this?–
–Do I want expertise?–
Not precisely no. We would like particular folks, and don’t give AF what their background is. Most of our greatest folks did or studied nothing remotely associated to their present roles.
–How a lot will you pay me?–
We’ll pay you a month-to-month stipend of $600 for a full-time, or $300 for a part-time association.
–Do I should be in school to use?–
You simply should be superior.
–How lengthy does this internship final?–
We all know some persons are nonetheless at school, so we’ve cut up it into full-time (lasting 3 months) and part-time (6 months) choices to select from.
–This sounds fully ridiculous and fake–
Positively honest. Verify us out on-line and resolve for your self.
Spoiler: It’s not faux, we’re simply led by a loopy individual (he insists on “eccentric,” however everyone knows what that actually means).
–This sounds fairly good, although I’m nonetheless skeptical that this isn’t a pyramid scheme.–
You sound similar to our tax auditor!
–That doesn’t resolve any of my fears, however what do I have to do to use?–
Please submit your info on the next web page to use. We promise to reply inside 5-10 enterprise days even when our reply is No.
There will likely be a number of steps on this course of, FYI, together with a protracted written utility, interviews with probably a couple of totally different folks, and paid work take a look at(s). Hiring the fitting folks is de facto laborious and really costly if we do it poorly, so now we have to front-load the method. I am sorry about that and thanks for sticking with us.
When you’re in our pipeline although, I’d anticipate supplying you with a remaining reply inside a couple of weeks, relying on the way it goes. We undoubtedly don’t need to string you alongside, and so long as you do what we ask, we promise to let you know “sure” or “no”, and to not simply ghost you (like everyone I match with on Tinder).
Thanks in your time and curiosity, and I hope we will work collectively quickly!